Today's Special

The diet of a homlesleepian is a complicated part of its sedentary lifestyle. When you sleep 18+ hours a day, eating must include elements of all three mealtimes in one convenient sitting, and many times one bowl. Think: homestyle Jail cuisine, despite the array of options on the 10 for 10 shelf and the new found anonymity granted by the electronic food stamp card. Take assurance from us, you CAN spend your state distributed livelihood on beer and cigarettes, and still put a creative concoction on the table each night.

Here is our favorite observed recipe of the week:

Don't Get Up Until Afternoona-- (AKA- Prison Cuisine: Buna, or Chi Chi)

• Summer Sausage
• 1 Package of Ramen Noodles with powdered beef flavoring
• Doritos
• 1 can of tuna
• Velveeta Cheese--the only cheese that you can buy WARM on the shelf--awesome in its own right
• Hot sauce

Combine all in a haphazard way, spinning the bowl, as each random ingredient surrenders its individual deliciousness into camp cafeteria style mystery muck. Then, smile like it is the most delicious thing you have ever eaten.

Yes, you CAN have breakfast, lunch, snack and dinner, in one convenient tupperware bowl.

Let it feed and fuel those couch supported dreams.