Today's Special

The diet of a homlesleepian is a complicated part of its sedentary lifestyle. When you sleep 18+ hours a day, eating must include elements of all three mealtimes in one convenient sitting, and many times one bowl. Think: homestyle Jail cuisine, despite the array of options on the 10 for 10 shelf and the new found anonymity granted by the electronic food stamp card. Take assurance from us, you CAN spend your state distributed livelihood on beer and cigarettes, and still put a creative concoction on the table each night.

Here is our favorite observed recipe of the week:

Don't Get Up Until Afternoona-- (AKA- Prison Cuisine: Buna, or Chi Chi)

• Summer Sausage
• 1 Package of Ramen Noodles with powdered beef flavoring
• Doritos
• 1 can of tuna
• Velveeta Cheese--the only cheese that you can buy WARM on the shelf--awesome in its own right
• Hot sauce

Combine all in a haphazard way, spinning the bowl, as each random ingredient surrenders its individual deliciousness into camp cafeteria style mystery muck. Then, smile like it is the most delicious thing you have ever eaten.

Yes, you CAN have breakfast, lunch, snack and dinner, in one convenient tupperware bowl.

Let it feed and fuel those couch supported dreams.

Sleep all Day !!

Our first comment on our blog is a good example of how the species hibernates. The hibernation period is not seasonal but, all year round. "Homlesleepeins" can sleep any where from 8 hours to a staggering twenty two hours in one day. I guess we can't even call this hibernation since the meaning of hibernation is "To pass the winter in a dormant or torpid state." Since "Homlesleepeins" pass the winter, spring, summer and fall I guess we really don't know what to call it. Please enjoy the video that our anonymous commenter provided.

The Definition of Ethology

Ethology is the zoological study of animal behavior. Ethologists have a special interest in genetically-programmed behaviors known as instincts. For the next couple of months my partner and I will be studying a very interesting species. My partner and I decided to name this species "Unemploy Musca Domestica " also known as "Homlesleepeins". We'll cover their eating habits, mating rituals and many other aspects of there everyday lives. Please stay tuned as we study these creatures in inanimate detail.